Your what hurts?

For you, my body parts, three haikus.

My raw, red knee-pits:
I know that I used sunscreen
Why did you shed it?

My upper buttocks:
We hiked downhill and back up
Chi-town has no hills.

My perty tummy,
Burnin', rumblin'; di'gnosis:
"Food, the volume of."

Aloha from Lahaina, Maui, Hawaii

I took an unexpected blogging break the past few days as I was getting ready to go on vacation. I really got a good roll of the dice in this life because a person close to me has umpteen gazillion air/hotel miles/points that she gives to me every year or two so we can vaycay together. (Is that an accepted term these days, "vaycay?" You know, "vaycay" ... "to go on vacation." I vaycay, you vaycay, we vaycay.)

If I can figure out how to upload photos using my Mac (Do I have an SFTP app? Who knows!) I'll show you what you're missing ... later. Now it's time for breakfast and BEACH!